scytheyouout | [VIDEO] third movement ♫

[The first thing you'll see is this. Toilet paper. Perfectly folded into a perfectly symmetrical triangle. The next thing you'll see is a hand unfolding said toilet paper while the camera starts to shake a little. Probably because the guy holding it just started laughing.

When the camera is turned around, Soul's there grinning like an idiot.]

Made some changes while you were out, Kid. Hope you don't mind. [snickers as he heads out of the bathroom, turning the camera outward as he walks so everyone can see the ~~damage~~ ~~destruction~~ SHEER BEAUTY of the apartment. To anyone who wasn't Death the Kid, nothing would look wrong or out of place, but to Kid...?

Well he was definitely going to notice that all of the pictures on the wall were skewed ever so slightly, that all of the candles had been melted down to different lengths, the pillows on the couches weren't lined up evenly, an extra place was set at the dining room table. Soul makes his way down the hallway and pushes open the door to Kid's bedroom.

Everything that could possibly have gone wrong has gone wrong -- books were out of order, the bed was unmade, the furniture was moved around to make it as asymmetrical as possible, but that wasn't the most disturbing thing in this room.

One look at the walls would tell you what was.]

Yo, Black☆Star!

[And there it was. There HE was. Black☆Star in all of his glory with a marker in one hand and a paintbrush in the other. On the walls? WHY IT WAS BLACK☆STAR'S AUTOGRAPH, OF COURSE! He turns around with THE MOST EXCITED GRIN EVER.]

"SOUL! CONSIDER THIS ROOM THE MUSEUM THAT BEARS MY GREAT NAME ALL OVER THE WALLS!"

[Soul bursts out laughing and the feed abruptly ends]

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[TSUBAKI CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT HAS JUST BEEN DONE]

B-Black☆Star! Soul!

Hey, Tsubaki.

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Yo, Tsubaki!

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Think Kid's got some shaving cream in here?

If he doesn't, Liz does.

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[okay, now what are those idiots—]

[..........]

[wait—what is—]

[!??!?!?!!?]

[that—that's his bathroom and—]

Soul! What are you—

[no. no no no NO NO NO IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET THOSE GODDAMN FREAKING CANDLES JUST RIGHT—]

[oh god the hideousness of his apartment—]

[how long it was going to take him to get back in order—]

[his life.]

[HIS LIFE.]

[how was he supposed to recover from this!? from the violation of his perfect symmetry!?!?!?]

[he was a failure. a complete and utter failure for not being able to protect the sanctity of his own home—]

[oh wait there's mo—]

[....................................................]

[oh you two are so fucking dead.]

SOUL! BLACK☆STAR!!

IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR SOULS TAKEN WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT RIGHT NOW!

[yeah, he is kind of on his skateboard and will literally crash through the window to strangle you with his own bare hands—and then later fix it. but the point is he wants to kill you both so badly right this very minute.]